Celestial Planner Pillows

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Big Tipper

God's Sticky Notes

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

Heavenly meetings.

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

Concern Chart

"What are you doing?"

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

"First, I storyboarded it."

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"And where do you see yourself an eternity from now?"

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

Possible Merger Talks

Basic Shelter.

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

"I know, I know - don't go shopping when you're hungry."

A man with a telescope peering out from his dome-like head.

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

'Okay,Billy Graham, you name em'

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

"It looks like we might all be able do a brunch on a Saturday three months from now."