Epic Planner Pillows

"The business plan is now a 12000 page epic novel."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Duck Hunt

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

God's Sticky Notes

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"What are you doing?"

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'My backup special...'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"And where do you see yourself an eternity from now?"

"First, I storyboarded it."

'The end is near.'

School Trip To The Beach

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Fly-drive

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'