Worship Space Planner T-Shirts

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

God's Sticky Notes

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

The Aisle

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

Heavenly meetings.

Concern Chart

"Fantasic wedding, great reception"

"First, I storyboarded it."

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"What are you doing?"

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

'Here's the state of the art gym, here's the coffee bar and internet cafe ... oh, yeah - and this little thing over here is the new sanctuary.'

Basic Shelter.

"Every day I'd sit at my desk and picture myself on a beach in Hawaii. So now that I'm here it just reminds me of the office."

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

"Well, if not now, can I have a man cave after I reach puberty?"

"It looks like we might all be able do a brunch on a Saturday three months from now."

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

'What? -- You didn't get your letter to Santa notarized?'

Building a Church.