Space Mission Planner Mugs

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"We only got six days of funding."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Innovation & Calculation

"Space exploration"

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Moon Lander

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

God's Sticky Notes

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Bad Office Planning

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Rocket to the Moon

Father Time Management

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Company planning department'