Rescue Mission Planners Mugs

"If you find him, tug on the rope, and we'll pull you both out."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

'Arf! Arf!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

The princess and the key

Tsunami Evac Route

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

Rain Forest Filmcrew

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand