Rescue Mission Plotter Mugs

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

'Arf! Arf!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

The princess and the key

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

Humpty Dumpty

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand

Flood Rescues