Mystery Plotter Mugs

'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.'

I'm not avoiding you!

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

"It's a setup."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

A Vegetable Plot...

"I want to write what I know, but all In know is writing workshops."

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

'I just can't figure it out.'

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

"Honey wake up, I realized there were more plot holes in that movie we saw that I forgot to point out."

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.'

"You both take the exits. I'll take the front entrance, and Gary... he's our fall guy."

Desk bins: Exposition, Complication, Climax, Resolution.

"I built this scale model of town to plan out our bank robbery. I added the volcano for dramatic effect."

"No, ma'am, you're not in the clear."