Rescue Mission Thinker Mugs

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Happy Hour

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Arf! Arf!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Desert Island Mishap

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

The princess and the key

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

Aleppo & the World

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

The hostage rescue team

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"I've got a pulse!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

Humpty Dumpty