Rescue Mission Thinker Pillows

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Arf! Arf!'

Desert Island Mishap

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

The princess and the key

Aleppo & the World

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

The hostage rescue team

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

"I've got a pulse!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

"If Timmy Had a Wiener Dog"