Rescue Missions Mugs

"How do I know you won't use this for drugs?"

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

"...Welcome back to the request hour. Just had a call from a listener calling himself 'Lost at Sea', wanting a big shout out to the local lifeboat crew."

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Rain Forest Filmcrew

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

'Show-off.'

'They aren't displaying any international distress flags, sir.'

St. Bernard rescue dog with three types of fuel for broken down snow cart.

'I don't believe it - he's forgot the soda again!!'

'I don't believe it - he's forgot the soda again!!'

Firemen crossing the road

Helping hand

"No, it's SOS! Not Save Our Boat!"

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

"I thought you could do with a bit of hot chocolate."

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"What is it girl? Something happen to Timmy?"

Flood Rescues

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Oh thank God!"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"We're saved!"

Come with me. Things are tough around here and somebody may want to eat you.

Fireman's Rescue

"Well, crap!"

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

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