Space Planner Mugs

Basic Shelter.

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

God's Sticky Notes

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Bad Office Planning

Father Time Management

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Company planning department'

Dreams of Spring...

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"One day son, all this will be yours."

Popping an idea.

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

We find this model works better for us!