Space Planner Gifts

Basic Shelter.

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

God's Sticky Notes

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Bad Office Planning

Father Time Management

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Company planning department'

'I don't give a fig about 'relaxed planning regulations' it's got to come down.'

Dreams of Spring...

"One day son, all this will be yours."

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

Popping an idea.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."