Space Optimiser Gifts

Interior Un-Decorator - We help you downsize.

Let's get organized

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

Blowing dust off an order book.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"I appreciate your contribution to our drawdown of inventory, but isn't your office getting cramped?"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Castle Efficiency

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

"That's your tiny house!"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

The murphy desk

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

'I prefer it this way.'

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'