Space Optimiser Pillows

Interior Un-Decorator - We help you downsize.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Let's get organized

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Blowing dust off an order book.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"I appreciate your contribution to our drawdown of inventory, but isn't your office getting cramped?"

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

Castle Efficiency

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"That's your tiny house!"

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

The murphy desk

'I prefer it this way.'

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'