Space Maximizer Pillows

"Only the rich can afford this much nothing."

Let's get organized

Community Bed de Luxe

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Maybe clean out your wallet

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

Am Awful Crammer.

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"I appreciate your contribution to our drawdown of inventory, but isn't your office getting cramped?"

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"How are my sales doing?"

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Castle Efficiency

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

"That's your tiny house!"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'