Space Maximizer Mugs

"Only the rich can afford this much nothing."

Let's get organized

Community Bed de Luxe

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

Am Awful Crammer.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"I appreciate your contribution to our drawdown of inventory, but isn't your office getting cramped?"

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"How are my sales doing?"

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Castle Efficiency

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

"That's your tiny house!"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

"I was hoping for more from you 'Mission Statement' than, 'earn a s******d of money'!"

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

The murphy desk

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."