Closet Maximizers Mugs

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Let's get organized

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"How are my sales doing?"

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

Closet.

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

"I was hoping for more from you 'Mission Statement' than, 'earn a s******d of money'!"

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

"Your dedication and hard work have completely turned this company around. I guess you're no longer needed."

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

"Ha! No labour costs! No production costs! Man, our profits will go up like a rocket!"

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

His and Hers Wardrobe.