Office Space Optimizer Pillows

"The company simply must do something about the office space problem!"

"I appreciate your contribution to our drawdown of inventory, but isn't your office getting cramped?"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Inout baskets.

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Sold his air rights."

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"We need a better piling system."

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

Castle Efficiency

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

"That's your tiny house!"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"Is there anything ELSE we can do to improve the workstations?"