Office Space Optimizer Gifts

'Our space utilization study revealed that you have two square feet more than is allotted, so we're going to keep the office recycling bin in here.'

"The company simply must do something about the office space problem!"

"I appreciate your contribution to our drawdown of inventory, but isn't your office getting cramped?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Maybe clean out your wallet

Inout baskets.

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Sold his air rights."

"We need a better piling system."

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Castle Efficiency

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'

Home Business - Printer Ink.

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"