Home Space Optimizer Gifts

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'

Let's get organized

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

"By labeling it, I control it."

Ironing day.

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"I appreciate your contribution to our drawdown of inventory, but isn't your office getting cramped?"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Carpet Cleaner.

Castle Efficiency

His and Hers Garage

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

Irons In The Fire

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."