Space Optimizer Gifts

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

Self-Storage

"Bob, if you get out of there, I could fit one more in."

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

"Well, you with your going on about the importance of insulation!"

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

'I don't think our marriage can survive in 394 square feet of living space.'

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

"That's your tiny house!"

"Actually all four rooms - the alcove, the closet, the kitchenette - are in this room."

Loft conversion

'Be fair, it's a difficult site but the architect has made the most the space...'

'I prefer it this way.'

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

Self-Storage

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Ok, ok, we'll discuss your issues with personal space again.

Castle Efficiency

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Let's get organized

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Maybe clean out your wallet

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

Blowing dust off an order book.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.