Space Optimization Gifts

"Office space is at a premium, we've had to rationalise."

Maybe clean out your wallet

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Let's get organized

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Big Bang Theory.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Outer Space Outsourcing

'But what is the universe for?'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

"Not now, Oliver."

The First Martian Dog.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"It's the dawn of a new era"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

The Pink Bantha

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six