"Sold his air rights."
Office Space Planner Gifts
Searching for a gift for an office space planner? Find clever, humorous, and inspiring items that honor their talent for transforming chaotic spaces into harmonious environments. Perfect for professionals who love to organize and design workspaces with style and efficiency.
Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'
"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."
Lumbar support animal
"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"
"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."
Monday around 9PM.
Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.
'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'
"I appreciate your contribution to our drawdown of inventory, but isn't your office getting cramped?"
'What do you mean, 'away team'? -- You're firing me, aren't you?'
"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."
Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee
Bad Office Planning
"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."
Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.
"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."
"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"
I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.
"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."
'And this model has plenty of space for all your electronics and a landing pad for your drone.'
'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'
Desk Request
'I've just found out we make cubicles.'
'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'
"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."
'Remember to be nice to people on your way up. You might need them to do hard time for you later.'
Interruption Time Management
"And last but not least, organizational psychologist Ron Haynes, who limits my switching of guitars to at least every other song."
"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."
"The company simply must do something about the office space problem!"
'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'
Basic Shelter.
"Daniel kept taking more and more work home with him everyday."
'Office market' with tightened belt views small 'Square footage' meal with anger
Office Space Planner Gifts Collection
Office Space Planner Mugs
Explore our mugs designed for office space planners—perfect for brightening their mornings with humor and inspiration.
Office Space Planner Pillows
Add personality and comfort with pillows tailored for office space planners. Great for desks, chairs, or cozy corners.
Office Space Planner Prints
Find inspiring prints perfect for office space planners—beautiful designs that celebrate their organizational expertise.
Office Space Planner T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts for office space planners—stylish, witty, and comfy, they’re ideal for every busy day.