Planetary Planner Gifts

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

God's Sticky Notes

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

Father Time Management

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Bad Office Planning

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Heavenly meetings.