Post-apocalyptic Planner Gifts

Looking for a gift for your post-apocalyptic planner? Celebrate their inventive spirit with products that blend wit and readiness. Perfect for those who thrive under chaos and plan ahead with a smirk. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find unique ways to say you get their creative preparedness.

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"And what do YOU want to be when you grow up in the climate-induced famine wars?"

"And what do YOU want to be when you grow up in the climate-induced famine wars?" mockup

"And what do YOU want to be when you grow up in the climate-induced famine wars?"

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'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.' mockup

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

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Pipe Dream.

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"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!" mockup

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

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"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span." mockup

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

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"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's." mockup

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

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"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?" mockup

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

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"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework." mockup

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

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"Three more years of high school." mockup

"Three more years of high school."

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Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box. mockup

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

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"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket." mockup

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

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"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade." mockup

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

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'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.' mockup

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

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"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible." mockup

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

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'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...' mockup

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

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'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!' mockup

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

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"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes." mockup

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

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'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.' mockup

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

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A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth mockup

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

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Saving for College.

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"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?" mockup

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

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'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.' mockup

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

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Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra. mockup

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

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'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?' mockup

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

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Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!" mockup

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

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Zombie Problems

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What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer? mockup

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

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"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college." mockup

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

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'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.' mockup

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

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'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.' mockup

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

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In the future, wars will be fought over water.

In the future, wars will be fought over water. mockup

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

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Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law. mockup

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

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'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.' mockup

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

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The End is Nigh

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Post-apocalyptic Planner Gifts Collection

Post-apocalyptic Planner Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed specifically for post-apocalyptic planners—perfect for daily motivation and a touch of humor in their survival toolkit.

Post-apocalyptic Planner Pillows

Comfort and humor combine in our pillows made for creative survivors. Brighten up their space with a fun and quirky touch.

Post-apocalyptic Planner Prints

Decorate with our prints inspired by post-apocalyptic planning—adding a clever, artistic flair to their unique space.

Post-apocalyptic Planner T-Shirts

Browse our collection of witty t-shirts for post-apocalyptic planners. Perfect for making a statement while embracing their inventive spirit.