Post-apocalypse Planner Gifts

Looking for a gift for your post-apocalypse planner? Explore clever and fun products designed for the creative survivalist who loves organizing their thoughts for the legendary end-of-world scenarios. Our collection features witty and practical items that bring humor and ingenuity together, ensuring they’re prepared no matter what’s ahead. From quirky mugs to inspiring wall art, find the perfect gift to keep their plans on track and spirits high in even the bleakest times.

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"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' " mockup

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

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"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span." mockup

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

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Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box. mockup

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

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A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth mockup

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

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Zombie Problems

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The End is Nigh

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'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.' mockup

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

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"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?" mockup

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

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"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?" mockup

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

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'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!' mockup

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

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'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

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"Efficiency tombs available"

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"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity." mockup

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

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Zombie Fish

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The other day during the zombie apocalypse

The other day during the zombie apocalypse mockup

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

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Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

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'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?' mockup

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'

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Climate Change Contingency House

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2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?' mockup

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

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The final days of hair coloring

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'My backup special...'

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"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!" mockup

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

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'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.' mockup

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

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'The end is near.'

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'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?' mockup

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

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"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium." mockup

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

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"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen." mockup

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

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'Ferguson always was an overachiever.' mockup

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

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"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind." mockup

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

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"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world." mockup

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

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It's 11 p.m. do you know if your portfolio allocation will carry you through armageddon?

It's 11 p.m. do you know if your portfolio allocation will carry you through armageddon? mockup

It's 11 p.m. do you know if your portfolio allocation will carry you through armageddon?

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'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!' mockup

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

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"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington." mockup

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

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Post-apocalypse Planner Gifts Collection

Post-apocalypse Planner Mugs

Explore our collection of witty and creative mugs for post-apocalypse planners. Find the perfect mug to add some humor to their survival stash.

Post-apocalypse Planner Pillows

Discover our humorous and cozy pillows for post-apocalypse enthusiasts. Brighten up their safe space with stylish comfort and a touch of satire.

Post-apocalypse Planner Prints

Browse through our engaging prints for post-apocalypse planners. Add some humor and inspiration to their drill room or survival setup.

Post-apocalypse Planner T-Shirts

Check out our range of stylish t-shirts designed for post-apocalypse planners. Perfect for those who love to showcase their survival mindset with a witty twist.