Zombie Apocalypse Planners Gifts

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

The End is Nigh

Prepper Dog

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Zombie Fish

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

Attack of the zombie snowman.

"It's a grave situation, Mrs. Conway. It appears to be an extremely aggressive form of flesh-eating lawyer."

Climate Change Contingency House

'Hamster Zombies'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

The final days of hair coloring

'My backup special...'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

I survived end of the world after party.

'The end is near.'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.