Zombie Apocalypse Guru Gifts

The Standing Dead!

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Dead Funny

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

Check zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Zombie Problems

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

The End is Nigh

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Born of the Dead

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

The Zombie Awakes...

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Pranking Zombies

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"