Zombie Apocalypse Guru Pillows

The Standing Dead!

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Dead Funny

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Check zombies.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Zombie Problems

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

The End is Nigh

Born of the Dead

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

The Zombie Awakes...

Pinata Zombies

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

The Walking TED Talk.

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Pranking Zombies

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February