Zombie Apocalypse Planner Pillows

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"These new apps will REVOLUTIONISE the way clients interface with insurers...this one lets you take a photo inventory of all your insured items..."

'You think your son's is bad? You should see Jimmy's tomb. Clothes everywhere! Oh, Laura, it's not easy raising the dead.'

Zombie Fish

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

The End is Nigh

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

Tsunami Evac Route

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"It's a grave situation, Mrs. Conway. It appears to be an extremely aggressive form of flesh-eating lawyer."

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Climate Change Contingency House

'My backup special...'

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

The final days of hair coloring

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'The end is near.'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

It's 11 p.m. do you know if your portfolio allocation will carry you through armageddon?

End of Times

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

"This primitive communication device is all that's left of what was once a thriving civilization."