Post-apocalypse Planners Pillows

New York Lottery Jackpot: Go to the head of any gas line, with police escort.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

The End is Nigh

Prepper Dog

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Zombie Fish

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Climate Change Contingency House

'My backup special...'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

The final days of hair coloring

'The end is near.'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

It's 11 p.m. do you know if your portfolio allocation will carry you through armageddon?

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

End of Times

"Plan for pestilence and hope for war, or plan for war and hope for pestilence?"