Armchair Apocalypse Theorist Gifts

The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

The end is near.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Zombie Worker Apocalypse

The Future

New York Gondolier

"It's a grave situation, Mrs. Conway. It appears to be an extremely aggressive form of flesh-eating lawyer."

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

doom.com

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

The final days of hair coloring

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

Hollywood ending.

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Dystopian Dad

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse