Armchair Apocalypse Theorist Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the armchair apocalypse theorist in your life? Celebrate their love for doomsday scenarios with witty, clever items that bring humor and insight. From cozy mugs to statement t-shirts, find perfect presents that acknowledge their fascination with the end times while keeping it lighthearted. Whether they enjoy pondering the future or just love a good apocalypse joke, our collection offers quirky items designed to entertain and delight. Make their day with a gift that appreciates their creative curiosity about all things apocalyptic.

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The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'

The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.' mockup

The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'

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'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!' mockup

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

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'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.' mockup

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

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"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

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"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect." mockup

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

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Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.' mockup

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

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"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again." mockup

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

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'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.' mockup

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

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The End is Near art gallery opening. mockup

The End is Near art gallery opening.

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Zombie Worker Apocalypse

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Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons. mockup

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

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"It's a grave situation, Mrs. Conway. It appears to be an extremely aggressive form of flesh-eating lawyer."

"It's a grave situation, Mrs. Conway. It appears to be an extremely aggressive form of flesh-eating lawyer." mockup

"It's a grave situation, Mrs. Conway. It appears to be an extremely aggressive form of flesh-eating lawyer."

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doom.com

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The Future

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New York Gondolier

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"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?" mockup

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

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''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

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"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something." mockup

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

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The End is Near. Have A Cone.

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'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.' mockup

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

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The final days of hair coloring

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"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"Actually, I will have fries with that." mockup

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

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'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!' mockup

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

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"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!" mockup

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

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'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.' mockup

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

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'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.' mockup

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

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Hollywood ending.

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"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!" mockup

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

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'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

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"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"

"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?" mockup

"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"

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Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse mockup

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

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Message in a bottle.

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"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?" mockup

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

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Armchair Apocalypse Theorist Gifts Collection

Armchair Apocalypse Theorist Mugs

Explore our collection of apocalypse-themed mugs to find clever designs perfect forArmchair apocalypse theorists who love their coffee with a side of humor.

Armchair Apocalypse Theorist Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with clever apocalypse motifs—perfect for adding personality to a living space while celebrating their unique interests.

Armchair Apocalypse Theorist Prints

Browse our selection of apocalypse-inspired prints to decorate a study or living room with clever, humorous artwork that resonates with their creative curiosity.

Armchair Apocalypse Theorist T-Shirts

Check out our witty apocalypse-themed t-shirts, ideal for those who enjoy expressing their love for end-of-world scenarios with a humorous twist.