Post-apocalyptic Pundit Gifts

"No Wasteland skills, per se. But I did have over 1 Million followers when we still had the internet."

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

Torturing the English Language

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

The Jose Padilla Experience

U.S. Credit Rating

Honest Boris

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'