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The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Zombie Worker Apocalypse

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

"It's a grave situation, Mrs. Conway. It appears to be an extremely aggressive form of flesh-eating lawyer."

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The Future

New York Gondolier

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

The final days of hair coloring

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

Hollywood ending.

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

Message in a bottle.

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"