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'So today is meant to be the end!. . . '

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Time for bed, guys."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

The end is near.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

The Future

"The season finale of the world is near."

doom.com

New York Gondolier

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

Hollywood ending.

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

Message in a bottle.