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'This has given me a great idea for a novel.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Time for bed, guys."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

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''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

The final days of hair coloring

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

Cycles of evolution and destruction

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

Hollywood ending.

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Message in a bottle.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"