Apocalypse Thinker Mugs

'This has given me a great idea for a novel.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Time for bed, guys."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

New York Gondolier

The Future

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''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

The final days of hair coloring

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

Cycles of evolution and destruction

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

Hollywood ending.

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Message in a bottle.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"