Apocalypse Thinker Pillows

'This has given me a great idea for a novel.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Time for bed, guys."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

The end is near.

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

doom.com

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

The Future

New York Gondolier

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

The final days of hair coloring

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

Cycles of evolution and destruction

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

Hollywood ending.

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Message in a bottle.