Apocalypse Philosopher Pillows

Don't sweat the small stuff

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Coronavirus

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Zombie Problems

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

"Shall we put it in play?"

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

Prepper Dog

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"I'll have dessert first."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

Busy, Busy, Busy

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

The end is near.

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'The big bang theory of creation.'

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"I don't think so."

End of world nigh!!!

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

The Future

Well, we found intelligent life, but we still haven't found ethical life.

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'