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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Zombie Problems

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Prepper Dog

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"I'll have dessert first."

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

The end is near.

Busy, Busy, Busy

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

doom.com

The Future

End of world nigh!!!

New York Gondolier

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

"The season finale of the world is near."

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"The end of the world is nigh."

'My backup special...'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'