Apocalypse Theorists Pillows

'I'm not complaining, but shouldn't we be in training for Armageddon or something?'

"Time for bed, guys."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

The end is near.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

doom.com

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

The Future

New York Gondolier

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?"

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

The final days of hair coloring

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

Hollywood ending.

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso

Message in a bottle.