Apocalypse Theorists Prints

'I'm not complaining, but shouldn't we be in training for Armageddon or something?'

"Time for bed, guys."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

New York Gondolier

doom.com

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

The Future

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?"

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

The final days of hair coloring

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

Hollywood ending.

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Message in a bottle.

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse