Apocalypse Theorist Prints

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

Hollywood ending.

Consulting a 'Weight and Fortune' machine to predict the end of the world.

Repent or at least apologize.

Doomsday for a Relaxed Man

"I give 'em ten years."

"I think the return of the pterodactyls is a little ominous!"

The World Will Not End With A Bang Or A Whimper. It Will End With A Hack Or A Tweet.

Judgment Day, May 21, 2012

The end is near.

"Call me?"

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

The Future

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

doom.com

New York Gondolier

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?"

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

The final days of hair coloring

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."