Apocalypse Theorist Prints

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

Hollywood ending.

Consulting a 'Weight and Fortune' machine to predict the end of the world.

Repent or at least apologize.

"I give 'em ten years."

"I think the return of the pterodactyls is a little ominous!"

The World Will Not End With A Bang Or A Whimper. It Will End With A Hack Or A Tweet.

Judgment Day, May 21, 2012

"Call me?"

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

New York Gondolier

doom.com

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

The Future

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

The final days of hair coloring

Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?"

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"