Apocalypse Scholar Prints

'Find out who has the licensing rights on this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly.'

"People won't take you seriously with all of the smiley faces on it."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"Time for bed, guys."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Tuesday, 2022

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

Pranking Zombies

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

End Of The World - Business Edition

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The end is near.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

doom.com

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"Just junk mail."

When a nanosecond is forever.

Meet Thy Doom

The Future

"The season finale of the world is near."

Doomsday marketing

How to survive the coming crash.

New York Gondolier

End of world nigh!!!

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'