'Find out who has the licensing rights on this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly.'
Apocalypse Scholar Gifts
Looking for a gift for your apocalypse scholarly friend or fellow enthusiast? Our collection blends wit and wisdom, featuring humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate curiosity and resilience in the face of chaos. Whether they’re planning for the end times or just love a clever nod to survival knowledge, our products are designed to amuse and inspire. From fun home decor to clever apparel, find something that speaks to their unique interest in surviving and thriving through it all.
"People won't take you seriously with all of the smiley faces on it."
"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."
'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'
"Time for bed, guys."
"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."
The End Is Nigh. . . Told You
"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000
'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'
"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."
Tuesday, 2022
"Damn. Totally mis-read that."
Pranking Zombies
"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.
End Of The World - Business Edition
"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."
The end is near.
'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'
The End is Near art gallery opening.
doom.com
I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?
"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"
"Just junk mail."
When a nanosecond is forever.
Meet Thy Doom
The Future
"The season finale of the world is near."
Doomsday marketing
How to survive the coming crash.
New York Gondolier
End of world nigh!!!
'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'
Apocalypse Scholar Gifts Collection
Apocalypse Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of apocalypse scholar mugs and find the perfect witty or inspiring design to start their day with a smile.
Apocalypse Scholar Pillows
Check out our apocalypse scholar pillows—add a humorous or inspiring touch to their relaxation space with our unique designs.
Apocalypse Scholar Prints
Browse our apocalypse scholar prints—bring cleverness and resilience to their home decor with artwork inspired by survival and curiosity.
Apocalypse Scholar T-Shirts
Discover our apocalypse scholar t-shirts—clever, fun designs that celebrate curiosity and resilience for every enthusiast.