Apocalypse Strategist Prints

'Which stocks should I invest in to profit from this 'Armageddon' you keep talking about?'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"Take me to your thought leader."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

doom.com

The Future

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

New York Gondolier

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

Climate Change Contingency House

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

'My backup special...'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

The final days of hair coloring

'The end is near.'

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

Hollywood ending.

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'