Apocalypse Interest Pillows

The end is near.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

65 Million Years Ago

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Time for bed, guys."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Zombie Problems

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Monster Clown

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

Prepper Dog

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"I'll have dessert first."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Tuesday, 2022

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Pranking Zombies

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

End Of The World - Business Edition

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.