Message in a bottle...
Post-apocalyptic Thinker T-Shirts
Express their creative dystopian spirit with our post-apocalyptic thinker T-shirts. Bold, witty, and thought-provoking designs that make a statement and spark conversations.
Night of the Zombonies.
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."
"The good news is it's brightening up..."
"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."
"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
The end is near.
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'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'
Hollywood ending.
'There goes Mr. Negativity.'
"If the council is convened, I'd like to propose some measures to deal with the catastrophic change that has ravaged earth, leaving us a small band of scavengers."
Don't sweat the small stuff
"According to my readings, their civilization was already in decline and Frasier The Musical pushed it over the brink."
"I derive some satisfaction from being right."
"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."
'Our troubles are over Lew.. I've just won the lottery!'
Well, I guess it's up to us to get the old civilzation up and running again. Man is wearing t-shirt reading 'gay and proud'.
'This has given me a great idea for a novel.'
"The end is near."
Guide to making your undead years your best years.
"So far, the collapse of civilization hasn't particularly affected my life style."
"People won't take you seriously with all of the smiley faces on it."
"Well, we finally inherited the planet. Now what?"
"No Wasteland skills, per se. But I did have over 1 Million followers when we still had the internet."
"But that was before the skunks came."
"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."
The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'
"I can't believe we're the last two people on Earth, Clara. I'm kinda freaking out. I need to process this."
2042
"I think the return of the pterodactyls is a little ominous!"
"I give 'em ten years."
Doomsday for a Relaxed Man
"We really need to start thinking about the future."
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