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Message in a bottle...

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

Hollywood ending.

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"According to my readings, their civilization was already in decline and Frasier The Musical pushed it over the brink."

"If the council is convened, I'd like to propose some measures to deal with the catastrophic change that has ravaged earth, leaving us a small band of scavengers."

Don't sweat the small stuff

'This has given me a great idea for a novel.'

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

"The end is near."

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

Well, I guess it's up to us to get the old civilzation up and running again. Man is wearing t-shirt reading 'gay and proud'.

'Our troubles are over Lew.. I've just won the lottery!'

"People won't take you seriously with all of the smiley faces on it."

"So far, the collapse of civilization hasn't particularly affected my life style."

"Well, we finally inherited the planet. Now what?"

'I think I'll wait and buy one secondhand.'

"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."

"But that was before the skunks came."

The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'

"I can't believe we're the last two people on Earth, Clara. I'm kinda freaking out. I need to process this."

Children play in hazmat suits after a nuclear apocalypse.

"I think the return of the pterodactyls is a little ominous!"

2042

"I give 'em ten years."

"No Wasteland skills, per se. But I did have over 1 Million followers when we still had the internet."