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Angela Merkel

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Totalitarian Humour

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"You think it's tough down there?"

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

Shoptalk

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."