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'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"The end is near."

"According to my readings, their civilization was already in decline and Frasier The Musical pushed it over the brink."

The End is Nigh.

'Never read it - too much gloom and doom in it for me!'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

The end is near.

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

The End is Nigh

Cycles of evolution and destruction

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

Hollywood ending.

"Given what passes as normal nowadays, I doubt I'd even recognize the apocalypse if it came."

Don't sweat the small stuff

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

'Today he was told about Global Warming.'

No Easy Answers

"We're having trouble getting a venue for our December 31st conference, all the staff are asking way too much money"

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

"I hate to say I told you so!"

The Little Blue Full Stop.

'This has given me a great idea for a novel.'

"Now remember not to give away the big surprise!"

'Which stocks should I invest in to profit from this 'Armageddon' you keep talking about?'

"Have you tried ringing the help desk?"

"We offer a short-term high yield bond fund that may fit your particular investing priorities."

The end is near.

Of all the days to sleep in!

"People won't take you seriously with all of the smiley faces on it."

'Tomorrow isn't good for me. How about tonight?'

"Do you suppose there's life under other rocks?"

'A Major Doomsday Event Is Nigh'